
We provide them with luxury housing to meet all their needs..

All Basic needs are of course covered (all hand operated and maintained.. of course)...

Heroes enjoy an array of items to ponder with quick access to the surface and monsters..

An expansive socializing area to qwell any feelings of regret or depression that probably won't set in due to vast amount of fun activities planned for the duration of the test... (Happiness will be enforced.. during any official visits)..

An we enjoy a constant 95-100% satisfaction rating.. (Soldier and hero concerns, complaints and deaths are not taken in to account according to article 4 section 3).

Do you know townies who would like to live under these amazing conditions? .. Have them send an application in and we can arrange for them a safe journey to the towns general area... (Their personal safety is not guaranteed once they reach the area however.. and they opt out of any insurance policies they may of had prior to their stay)..
..What?