So how dose a test town look?

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So how dose a test town look?

Postby caprontos » Wed Mar 26, 2014 12:54 pm

Well we start by giving all participates a stat of the art food producing area with 5 star dining areas..

We provide them with luxury housing to meet all their needs..

All Basic needs are of course covered (all hand operated and maintained.. of course)...

Heroes enjoy an array of items to ponder with quick access to the surface and monsters..

An expansive socializing area to qwell any feelings of regret or depression that probably won't set in due to vast amount of fun activities planned for the duration of the test... (Happiness will be enforced.. during any official visits)..

An we enjoy a constant 95-100% satisfaction rating.. (Soldier and hero concerns, complaints and deaths are not taken in to account according to article 4 section 3).

Do you know townies who would like to live under these amazing conditions? .. Have them send an application in and we can arrange for them a safe journey to the towns general area... (Their personal safety is not guaranteed once they reach the area however.. and they opt out of any insurance policies they may of had prior to their stay)..

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Re: So how dose a test town look?

Postby YetiChow » Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:10 am

I have a feeling you will reaaaaaally enjoy Clockwork Empires... :lol:

The socialising area needs a big, frowny statue of the mayor/a hero/Nux to keep the peons in line though, the rumours won't spread if they know that they are being watched... ;)
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